Reasons Why You Shouldn't Bring A Puppy Home

I was thinking... I think I should write some funny things. After all, I am "naturally" funny, they say. Errmmm. You mean MY FACE IS FUNNY???

I wouldn't write stuff about my everyday life because that would be soooo gay (no offense guys). "BLOG" is a sophisticated way to say, "I am using a DIARY on the internet and it's open to everyone because I want my friends to know what I did that day." HELERRR??? Have you ever heard of TWITTER or FACEBOOK, Dumbdom? Even Miley and Taylor Swift is using it... Even the poorest swimmer, Manny Villar, has it... But remember --- it's still a diary! and that's gay. Yep, that's GAY... G-A-Y... (please don't be offended... I just want some things to write here... :D)

Well anyway, this is my 2nd entry( WHICH IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY... but if you are offended by the things i said above, just go to the bathroom, masturbate, and call your mommy and don't even open this site again... THANK YOU, PLEASE DON'T COME AGAIN.

OK... That's enough... OMG, I just said many things. I am sooo gay... There, I said it... SOOO GAY... G-A-Y... HAPPY? Well if you didn't do what i said you should do, then you would have easy revenge on me too. OH SHIT, that rhymes... cooool... If you read again, then you'll be a fool... That rhymes too, right? because I MIGHT be gay, just MIGHT... Holy crap, I'll stop even if I'm good at this... Because then, you'll be pissed... (WHAT??? if you read again, there are 3 pairs of rhyming words.)

"Jesus Christ, don't make me gay..."

OK... I'll stop... STOP... STOP... STOP... this is the last STOP...








now my entry will start at this point:


My mom took me to a pet shop. SHE WOULD BUY ME A PUPPY!!! YEY!!!

Yes, I want to stick my nose on the monitor too... AREN'T THEY CUTE?

Well, my mom didn't bring me to a pet shop... not even once... :( and she didn't buy me one either... I just made it all up... just to make a respectable length to my entry...

but Mike Enriquez investigated about their MODUS OPERANDI... Trust me, we can't trust those rascals... Because when puppies grow up, they become DOGS... (very informative, right?)

1. WHEN THINGS GET BIGGER, THEY GET BIGGER THINGS.

Puppies are so CUTE... CUTEY CUTEY!!! yeah!! whatever...

I mean, look at that horrible thing... JUST HORRIBLE! Look at those claws... That could rip you in to bloody pieces of flesh. and look at those fangs, it would stab the shit out of your ass.. and how about those eyes... That creepy stalking eyes... move your head left and right... IT FOLLOWS YOU RIGHT?

Well basically speaking, puppies eat dog food... Dogs eat dog food --- LOTS OF THEM... LOTS... puppies needs a chew bone of a chicken. Dogs need a whole skeleton of an overgrown COW...

2. WHEN MAKE THINGS BIGGER, THEY MAKE BIGGER THINGS

Puppy...

CUTE??

DOGS...

Man! I wish they could do that, right???

MY DOG...

Yes, I disposed a pile of that once... I just rolled over it and took a bath...

3. DOGS LICK EVERYTHING... I MEAN EVERYTHING....

4. Puppy-dog eyes eventually turn human...

How would you like that for a stalker???

5. They die...
Yep... I cried... lots of times...

And they will all eventually look like this... want that to happen
to your dog??? don't get a puppy....



I THINK I MADE MY POINT...
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED...




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